What's going on around here?

First off, I'm 147 years old, if i was a dog. I think of myself as a 1st place driver. Definitely above average at Call of Duty. Luh Fumble has existed since 2012. by the way, I'm forklift certified, have raised pet turkeys, and my spirit animal is the Macaroni penguin.

Everything on this site is somewhat relevant information. Take what you can and maybe you'll go raise a turkey. I don’t really care what you do. Revel in and enjoy.